New Year Jokes & Funny Messages

New Year time every year is a party time for every one.

Everyone makes it sure that they celebrate the occasion at their level best. The most usual or common way to celebrate it is by throwing a New Year Eve Party or Get-Together.

New Year Jokes & Funny Messages

During party time one can use these New Year Jokes & Funny Messages to increase the laughter in the party or for best possible time pass.

Find below a collection of New Year Jokes & Funny Messages, especially for the coming New Year i.e., New Year 2018 !!!

New Year Jokes & Funny Messages :

  • At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
  • He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. “You know,” he confided to his host: “I wasn’t even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests’ cars are blocking my driveway.”
  • On each visit he has to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
  • Assume houses equally distributed and in the 31 hours Santa and his reindeer can work non-stop and even after eating all those snacks he does not need comfort breaks.
  • There have been many times in this year, when I have annoyed you, distubed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you…. today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in the next year as well!
  • Just heard that in this year there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.